Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The struggles of a small town man whore
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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