That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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