why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
there is glitter all over my balls
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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