glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
