I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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