Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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