i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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