i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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