It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
