So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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