Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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