That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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