Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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