Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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