Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This is the high leading the old right now
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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