North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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