I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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