One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
