I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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