How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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