The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
