I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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