Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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