honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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