Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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