I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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