my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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