But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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