what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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