I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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