yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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