Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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