she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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