In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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