when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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