i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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