okay pat passed out under dana's car
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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