Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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