You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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