I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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