Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Don't you send me to vm

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(313): View more from Michigan

I wish I could punch you in the face.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.

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(303): View more from Colorado

So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...

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(205): View more from Alabama

Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy

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(425): View more from Washington

Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.

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