You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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