WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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