She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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