Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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