we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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