do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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