He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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