How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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