Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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