I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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