Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think i got beer on your cat.
Randomize