I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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