The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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