just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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