if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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